15 August 2007

All For the Heck Of it..

Another night, After Rugby training.

Act II, Scene I : In the toilet outside the gym.

Enter Fade, Freak, Stickman

Stickman: What? You mean he really is Bi?

Freak,Fade(in unison): OF COURSE..

Freak: What? you think we'd be kidding about his sexuality
*Gawffaws* We wouldn't be doing that for 5 years now right?

Fade: Hell no.. Yeah.. see, open options, So i wouldn't get bored,
UNLIKE someone.. -eyes Freak.

Stickman: Well, i don't wanna get into those relationships too,
cause i'm worried of getting bored.. Since, i am heterosexual
too.. Lucky me.. i'm gonna hold out til marriage man..

Freak: Now marriage would be different man.. sex for love is
not intercourse, it's SEX.. different.. but for intercourse,
open options, Giving or receiving, certainly proved advantageous..

Fade: YAMAN! That's what i do man.. Everyone ought to be like me.

Freak: Uhhhh.. i think i'm still fine the way i am..

Stickman: Yeah.. me too.

Act II, Scene II: Still in the toilet

Enter Mary.(just out of the showers)

Mary: What? You mean being bi has advantages??

Fade: *checks Mary out*

Stickman: well according to them.. but from what they say, i agree too.
*eyes wide, mouth agape*-when he realises what Fade was doing-
DUDE! what are you doing? Stop checking my friend out!

Fade: Well, he had to walk out in his undies..

Stickman: now you wouldn't check him out if you were a girl right?
Would you?

Fade: i don't know man..

Mary: *just recovered from shock* Nah~ you wouldn't
if you haven't noticed, i'm not exactly one of the very hot guys.

Fade: At least you have the chest.

Mary: Look at freak, he's wayyy better than me.

Freak: No man.. i don't exactly look very good man..

Stickman: no actually you are one of the better looking guys in school.

Mary, Fade (unison): yupp.

Fade: In school yeah..
(cut off by Freak)

Freak: well, IN school, outside, maybe just bearly average.

Mary: We cant really hook girls if we're not good looking.

Freak: Actually, No.. we can..

Fade: Y'know, a girl can go for a fat guy but a guy will never go for a fat
girl.

Freak: there you go..

Mary: Really? how come?

Freak: it's just nature's law, guys don't really have to be afraid of looks,
they just need charisma..

Stickman: We set? lets go outside and continue, cause it's way too wrong
to be standing in a toilet talking about stuff like that.

So they left the toilet and went along to buy a drink and sit for a chat,
Stickman left early for tuition he doesn't need. Freak, Fade and Mary
chatted for another hour or so.

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