Another night, After Rugby training.
Act II, Scene I : In the toilet outside the gym.
Enter Fade, Freak, Stickman
Stickman: What? You mean he really is Bi?
Freak,Fade(in unison): OF COURSE..
Freak: What? you think we'd be kidding about his sexuality
*Gawffaws* We wouldn't be doing that for 5 years now right?
Fade: Hell no.. Yeah.. see, open options, So i wouldn't get bored,
UNLIKE someone.. -eyes Freak.
Stickman: Well, i don't wanna get into those relationships too,
cause i'm worried of getting bored.. Since, i am heterosexual
too.. Lucky me.. i'm gonna hold out til marriage man..
Freak: Now marriage would be different man.. sex for love is
not intercourse, it's SEX.. different.. but for intercourse,
open options, Giving or receiving, certainly proved advantageous..
Fade: YAMAN! That's what i do man.. Everyone ought to be like me.
Freak: Uhhhh.. i think i'm still fine the way i am..
Stickman: Yeah.. me too.
Act II, Scene II: Still in the toilet
Enter Mary.(just out of the showers)
Mary: What? You mean being bi has advantages??
Fade: *checks Mary out*
Stickman: well according to them.. but from what they say, i agree too.
*eyes wide, mouth agape*-when he realises what Fade was doing-
DUDE! what are you doing? Stop checking my friend out!
Fade: Well, he had to walk out in his undies..
Stickman: now you wouldn't check him out if you were a girl right?
Would you?
Fade: i don't know man..
Mary: *just recovered from shock* Nah~ you wouldn't
if you haven't noticed, i'm not exactly one of the very hot guys.
Fade: At least you have the chest.
Mary: Look at freak, he's wayyy better than me.
Freak: No man.. i don't exactly look very good man..
Stickman: no actually you are one of the better looking guys in school.
Mary, Fade (unison): yupp.
Fade: In school yeah..
(cut off by Freak)
Freak: well, IN school, outside, maybe just bearly average.
Mary: We cant really hook girls if we're not good looking.
Freak: Actually, No.. we can..
Fade: Y'know, a girl can go for a fat guy but a guy will never go for a fat
girl.
Freak: there you go..
Mary: Really? how come?
Freak: it's just nature's law, guys don't really have to be afraid of looks,
they just need charisma..
Stickman: We set? lets go outside and continue, cause it's way too wrong
to be standing in a toilet talking about stuff like that.
So they left the toilet and went along to buy a drink and sit for a chat,
Stickman left early for tuition he doesn't need. Freak, Fade and Mary
chatted for another hour or so.
15 August 2007
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